“Front Two: Operation Baldy: Wherein Lara flies solo in a retaliatory mission so elegant and cruel that it could only have been the brainchild of, well, me.” “Hey!” Alaska interrupted. And so,” he said, pausing as if for a drumroll, “we fight tonight a battle on three fronts: “Front One: The pre-prank: We will, as it were, light a fire under the Eagle’s ass. But we’ll also have the opportunity to make life unpleasant for the Eagle, which is always a welcome pleasure. “The point of this evening’s festivities is to prove once and for all that we are to pranking what the Weekday Warriors are to sucking. Everybody was sitting on sleeping bags, Alaska smoking with flagrant disregard for the overwhelming flammability of the structure, when the Colonel pulled out a single piece of computer paper and read from it.
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