“Front Two: Operation Baldy: Wherein Lara flies solo in a retaliatory mission so elegant and cruel that it could only have been the brainchild of, well, me.” “Hey!” Alaska interrupted. And so,” he said, pausing as if for a drumroll, “we fight tonight a battle on three fronts: “Front One: The pre-prank: We will, as it were, light a fire under the Eagle’s ass. ![]() But we’ll also have the opportunity to make life unpleasant for the Eagle, which is always a welcome pleasure. “The point of this evening’s festivities is to prove once and for all that we are to pranking what the Weekday Warriors are to sucking. ![]() ![]() Everybody was sitting on sleeping bags, Alaska smoking with flagrant disregard for the overwhelming flammability of the structure, when the Colonel pulled out a single piece of computer paper and read from it.
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